Playtime in Joy’s Room

Playtime in Joy’s Room from Clay Smith on Vimeo.

Anna Li’s Fifteenth Birthday Party

Anna Li’s 15th Birthday Party from Clay Smith on Vimeo.

Blip.fm Fluid.app Userscript

I spent a portion of my evening yesterday writing a Greasemonkey/Greasekit userscript for Blip.fm and Fluid.app, the free site-specific browser for Mac OS X Leopard.

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I told her I would put this photo on the internet…

IMG_0109.JPG Julianna, at my sister’s fifteenth birthday bash at Huntington Beach

Tradecraft for Managing Clandestine Contact

Tradecraft for Managing Clandestine ContactA visual representation of one of my favorite BBS textfiles: secretmeetings.txt

Book of Revelation Word Cloud

 Book of Revelation Word Cloud

Remind me not to go to your dentist.

If you don’t like a person, you find out what the codeword is and wake them up! Elvis, during class discussion on dentists’ use of hypnosis as substitute for Novocaine

Bad Combo: Dating and Sex-linked Recessive Genes?

Psychology Prof (to class): Is there anybody here who is colorblind? Don’t worry it’s nothing to be ashamed of. No one? Well, there’s usually at least someone.
Guy: Maybe they don’t want to admit it.
Prof: Like I said, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Girl (aside): If you’re colorblind, no girl will ever date you.

I think Petco has them on sale…

Student: Sometimes I have a hard time distinguishing between red and brown. Like when I see something that’s red, I think it’s brown, and vice versa. Is that…?
Psychology Prof: That sounds like a form of red-green colorblindness, yes. You probably have fewer of those kinds of cones.
Student: Where do I get ‘em?

Rednecks Theory of Color Vision

Psychology Prof: We’ve covered the Trichromatic theory, and the Opponent-Process theory. Next, we have the Retinex theory.
Elvis: That’s me! Oh, “Retinex”—I thought you said, “Rednecks”.